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Joke of the Day

"If Kim Kardashian & Snooki were drowning & I could only save one, I'd have a hard time deciding whether to make a sandwich or take a nap."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."

"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"

"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run."

"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."

"What's the difference between a calendar and me? The calendar has dates."

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."

"What's E.T short for He's got little legs."