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Joke of the Day
"How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet"
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"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired..."
"If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero. If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria."
"What did the ghost say to the prostitute? You're a horror!"
"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But I don't know how they got in there."
"What car does Luke Skywalker drive? A Toyoda"
"My husband is turning 58 tomorrow. Join me wishing him ""Jesus, you're how old?"""
"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"
"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."