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Joke of the Day

"Why did EA cross the road? BUY THE SEASON PASS TODAY TO FIND OUT!"

"My wife just found out I replaced the bed with a trampoline She hit the fucking roof"

"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."

"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"

"I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon."

"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other i'll man the guns you drive"

"I had to go into the Dr's today for a regular check up, & I get in there & he pulls down my pants & started jamming his finger in my ass... Yea I guess it's time for a new dentist"

"Wow dude asks ""What brings you here?"" $14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata"

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."