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Joke of the Day
"What is a police called on her period? red bull"
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"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."
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"Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled."
"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"
"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"
"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."
"I made my wife dinner tonight She was great with BBQ sauce"
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."