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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
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"A man visits the doctor... ...who says to him ""*Okay, Sir, I think you're going to have to stop masterbating""* *""But why, Doc?*"" the man replies. ""*Because this is the waiting room*""."
"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."
"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
"You'd think there'd be more mirrors in the self-checkout aisle. As far as I know I made this joke up."
"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"
"*Tries to get makeup off* Makeup: I have a boyfriend."
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""
"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."