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Joke of the Day
"Where does the Little Mermaid shop for her dinglehoppers? At the Hair Cutlery."
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"A man would never say... STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"
"I'm going to make a heavy metal band ... and call it Lead Zeppelin."
"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall. I'm sorry. This was just too wonderful to resist sharing."
"There are three kinds of people in this world People who know math and people who don't."
"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."
"Bitch, shut up and look riveted as shit while I get stoned and talk about crossbows for like three hours."
"What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop? Your tires are low."
"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"
"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"