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Joke of the Day

"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """

"Mary had a little lamb. ...and she was delicious!"

"Ever notice Santa brings way nicer shit to rich kids than poor kids? Hey kids ,maybe it's time to do a little Christmas critical thinking."

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"

"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"

"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"

"What if there was a Christian version of ISIS called CHRISIS?!"

"Where does Arnie sit at the movies? Aisle B - Back."

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""