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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I'm done with peeing, I like to sing ""shake it off"" when I'm done."
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"Selling racist jokes at $1 per person... ... or 60 cents for black people."
"As schoolgirl skirts get shorter... ...anemia rates grow in Japan."
"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."
"*buys Sushi for Dummies* *preheats oven* *reads first page of Sushi for Dummies* *turns off oven*"
"Dream girl: -tall -skinny -can pull off wearing a hat -honest -a fan of the theater -abolished slavery -is Abraham Lincoln"
"Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in my shower or if he took one look at me naked and then leapt willingly to his death."
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"
"There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat"
"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."