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Joke of the Day

"I work at a pharmaceutical research lab, and we managed to kill a rat with marijuana today. To be fair, it took around 20 lbs of it and we had to drop it on him a few times."

"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements? Na"

"Where did Mary go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Whats black, white, red and rolls around in a KFC parking lot? Litter that the wind blew out of the trash you racist piece of shit!"

"What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a Lentil on my face."

"Your mother has the prettiest teeth I ever came across."

"""I could eat."" - How I answer most questions, even if they're not food-related."

"What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is sick bird."