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Joke of the Day
"What musical instrument should you never, ever trust? The Lyre."
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"Don't post negative things here Electrons"
"You'd think nursing a child would go by quickly... ...but it feels like a maternity."
"A joke about the mods [removed]"
"A father walks in on his daughter masturbating with a carrot and shouts for fuck sake i was going to eat that later now it's going to taste of carrot!"
"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."
"How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed."
"What do terrorists and the England football team have in common? They will never win"
"My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice"
"What did Spock find in the toilet? Captain's log."