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"When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside...."
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"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."
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"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"
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"You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows."
"How do you get ""Dick"" from Richard? You ask him politely."
"What kind of bus can cross the ocean? A Columbus."
"if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports"