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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego"
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"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"
"I've been in Wisconsin for ten pounds. That means one week for those of you who have never visited Wisconsin."
"How do you know when it's time to get out of the porn industry? When they hire you a cunt-double."
"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""
"""Heres your social security card, you need it forever! Its made of paper, don't laminate it. Good luck."" -The Government"
"I was in a taxi when the driver said.. I was in a taxi when the driver said""I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!"". I said ""Great. Now take a left here!"""
"Why are guys so bad at math? They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches."
"So I thought about getting a Chinese hooker... But then I realized that I'd just be horny again in an hour"
"Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until.... ...it came out during a conversation"