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Joke of the Day
"I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?"
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"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it. :)"
"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."
"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""
"I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago. Who can argue with that logic?"
"A young boy speeding way above speed limit. He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now."
"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."
"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."