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Joke of the Day
"I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?"
Next Joke
"If you're gay in the Muslim world you are fucked.."
"[turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here"
"To moma Yo moma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"
"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"
"I knew I was destined to be a psychologist not a magician... ...when I pulled a habit out of a rat."
"I hate ramen noodles. *Checks bank account balance* I love ramen noodles!"
"I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long."