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Joke of the Day

"Dad shouts: ""Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!"" Son: ""Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"""

"Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn't wake up after I hit the ground."

"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"

"After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown"

"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."

"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."

"Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy"

"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"

"Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? the wheelchair"