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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry psychiatrist? Therapissed."
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"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."
"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money."
"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."
"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef"
"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."