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Joke of the Day
"I lost my kidneys when I turned 18 My knees are 100% adult now!"
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"Him: You drank all that Coke? Me: Well, with my rum.. Him: ... Me: ... Me: How many beers did you have today? Him: Good talk, honey."
"The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you next Friday."
"How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park? Flush the punch bowl"
"How will Trump fund the wall? He'll get the money from *wall* street"
"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"
"We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser"
"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How do you get his little legs open?"