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Joke of the Day

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."

"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."

"Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away."

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"

"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."

"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."

"Confucius say 7 days of honeymoon make one whole week."