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Joke of the Day

"If we allowed all banned substances - just think about how exciting sports would be"

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders? He was a little... Possesive"

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

"If a giant capture you and me and made a smoothie out of us, what would it taste like? It would taste like ""just us""."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!"

"Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy? He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!"

"What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs? Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo."