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Joke of the Day

"Love how they call info pamphlets ""literature."" Like the opening line is gunna be, ""It was the best of HPV, it was the worst of HPV."""

"What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia? A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol."

"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."

"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."

"How did Mace die? He was thrown out the Windu."

"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"

"Did you hear about the pair of university professors who got sued for sexual harassment? They were two lecturers."

"A C-string walks into a bar... A C-string walks into a bar and points to a char next to a float. ""Can I join you?"" he asks. The float replies ""You're not my type"" and orders a double."

"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."