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Joke of the Day

"A minister was asked by a politician ""Name something the government can do to help the church."" The minister replied ""Quit making one dollar bills."""

"How man Jews can you fit in a Mercedes? A few thousand. They all fit in the ashtray"

"yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!"

"""My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..."""

"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"

"If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct."

"Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming."

"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"

"I'll sell my broken watch when the time is right."