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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense."
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"Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually."""
"If Bob Marley were alive today, what would he listen to music on? An iAndiPod. Just made that one up. I can hear the groans."
"LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER"
"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"
"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"
"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."
"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."
"Did you hear about the Meat Packing CEO? He built his empire from the ground up. Ground up meat."
"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"