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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream... Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh."

"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""

"Vampire selfies are just phones floating in front of bathroom mirrors."

"Cocktail bar.. Wife went to a cocktail bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre ..,so he gave her one."

"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. We need to stop this woman."

"Are there any one word jokes ?"

"I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful."

"Women are a lot like cars. You rarely get a brand spanking new one, and as soon as you've been in it once. It loses more than half its value."

"Just remember, if you're attractive and they're ugly, it's not sexual harassment. You're giving them a compliment."

"How did Simba make the Pride Lands great again? He put up a wall"