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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey? He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee."

"What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton? One is called ""The Great Leader"" and the other, ""Great Deleter"""

"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."

"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."

"How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy? Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"

"After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar."

"A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier ""Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"""

"The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa."