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Joke of the Day
"After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar."
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"I wonder what TSA would do if I brought a block of ice through airport security. My physics teacher said it's not a liquid."
"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? ""Meet you at the corner"""
"My hair is beautiful.* *Conditioner applied."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."
"If farting was a mechanism to flag my territory, I would rule the world."
"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."
"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."
"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""