178486
Joke of the Day
"How to offend a lot of redditors at once? You're penis"
Next Joke
"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought 'thats just a spam'"
"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."
"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"
"Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be ""grounds"" for termination!"
"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."
"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"
"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."
"Masturbation is like procrastination... ...in the end you're just fucking yourself"
"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"