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Joke of the Day

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"What do you call a colorful nipple? Areola Borealis."

"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."

"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."

"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."

"They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea..."

"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"

"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"