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Joke of the Day
"Why do you only need one egg in France? Because one egg is un oeuf."
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"[Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting."
"Don't smoke Unless you're on fire, then it's natural."
"Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve."
"How much for the Ice Cream Scoop? Ma'am, that's a Shovel."
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"
"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"A boring joke I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."
"Idea: Pepperoni staples for when the cheese keeps sliding off your pizza"