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Joke of the Day
"Why do you only need one egg in France? Because one egg is un oeuf."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan"
"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"
"*at interview* Him: What would you say are your strengths? Me: Words Him: Can you say more? Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions"
"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."
"What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ? Einswine"
"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"What's the national bird of Pakistan? US Army Drone"
"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."
"A black father asks his son how his exam went But the visiting hours finished before he could answer."