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Joke of the Day

"How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."

"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."

"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes."

"How does Australians have sex? They mate"

"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."

"My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public. They could call it Marco Rubio."