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Joke of the Day
"My therapist claims I'm a narcissist, but what does he know? Clearly not as much as me."
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"BREAKING: North Dakota lawmakers decide life begins at conception, and then begins again the moment you're old enough to leave North Dakota"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"strange love! Muhammad Ali said that he loved human beings but every time he beat the shit out of every human in the ring. I guess love finds many ways to express itself."
"Two snare drums and a hi-hat fall off a cliff. Bu dum tiss"
"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."
"How embarrassing! I tripped and fell out of my clothes."
"I've never vaccinated any of my kids... I just pay the pediatrician to do it."
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