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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page."

"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"

"What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns."

"I've just raped a retarded virgin. Pure and simple."

"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"

"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."

"A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either."

"List of Extremely Stupidly Funny Jokes Comment the stupidest, funniest joke you know!"

"Teacher: You can do anything you set your mind to [I try to sneak outta class but somehow mess up the pull door twice] Except maybe that guy"

"What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four."