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Joke of the Day

"Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium."

"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"

"daddy's lap Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

"Why did the funny kid in class have no friends? The rest of the students were scared of class clowns..."

"How did the native find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"

"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."

"Girl you make me feel like a Galaxy S7 Cause I want to explode in your pants."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! ""whole... hole."" it's a play on words ;)"

"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"