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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned."
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"Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week."
"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."
"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."
"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""
"Spice up your Facebook timeline when someone's status turns to ""It's complicated"" by posting ""thanks for last night"" underneath it."
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."
"Help stop domestic violence... Each year, 1 in 5 people are violently domesticated"
"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."
"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were."