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Joke of the Day
"Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?"
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"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."
"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"Easy way to have a relationship: 1. Buy a ship 2. Name it 'Relation' 3. ??? 4. PROFIT"
"You should be able to pick a theme for your Facebook movie... Because some of you should need to pick drama..."
"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"
"""what's your most cherished memory keith?"" [looks at my wife and baby in crowd with loving smile] [leans into mic] i heard a dog laugh once"
"What's an example of Jewish foreplay? When the Rabbi makes a three-pointer at the Bris."
"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."