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Joke of the Day
"I became a vegetarian yesterday. I regret it already, I guess you can say it was a missed steak."
Next Joke
"I just put a client on hold for five minutes while I went to the break room to heat up a burrito in case you wondered about my work ethic."
"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"
"I just burned 1200 calories! I forgot about the batch of cinnamon rolls in the oven!"
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"
"Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck? Because it's a turd!"
"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."
"My friend asked if I could help him write a bedtime story for his kids. I thought ""what a novel idea""."
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."
"How'd you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.."