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Joke of the Day

"Whens someone says you've changed, it simply means you've stopped living your life their way"

"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."

"The US economy That's the joke."

"I'm going to get crucified for this joke, but here goes... I am the son of God"

"I used to date a girl that liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head."

"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"

"I don't mind people sneezing in public. It's that ""Pre-sneeze face"" they make that scares the hell out of me."

"Where do cousins come from? Aunt holes"

"How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its USB cable."

"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."