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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a girl that liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head."

"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"

"What is the speed limit of Sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it."

"What is Laziness? Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired."

"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"

"My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines. He is now the lessor of two weasels."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear"

"What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it? HOOO did that!"

"What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."