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Joke of the Day

"The remote does not go next to the TV. That's the opposite of why you have a remote."

"I like my slaves like I like my eggs. Beaten."

"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."

"Why is Oedipus against swearing? He kisses his mother with that mouth!"

"Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT ""WHAT?""..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*"

"What do you call a porno that involves incest, biology and foot fetishes? Suck Mitosis"

"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !"

"BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on."

"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."