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Joke of the Day

"BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on."

"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."

"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"

"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? He just woke up!"

"[on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear"

"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them"

"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"How long does it take an Ethiopian Women to take a shit? 9 Months."