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Joke of the Day
"""For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction."" - Newton's law of the Internet"
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"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"
"I liked you better before we met."
"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"
"What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan? Fajita"
"Me: What's your dad do? Kid: My dad? He's an actor Me: Why? Couldn't you get a real dad?"
"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."
"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."
"[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs"