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Joke of the Day
"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"
Next Joke
"What do you call a gay drive-by. A Fruit Roll-Up"
"You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math"
"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese"
"What do the Optimist Club and the Mile High Club have in common? They're both about giving a flying fuck."
"A baby seal walks into a club."
"A blonde walked into the dentist office... ...and sat down in a chair. The dentist said: ""Open Wide"" ""I can't"" - The blonde said. - ""This chair has arms"""
"Need expensive surgery? Tell a surgeon you're auditioning a few before picking one. Have them do the surgery then say ""OK I'll let you know"""