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Joke of the Day
"My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury... Now I'm *really* mad!!"
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"Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort? Because of his hex appeal."
"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."
"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."
"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"
"Tarzan doesn't have a beard. Yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years."
"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire."
"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"