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"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even"
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"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Breaking it to your parents that you're gay."
"How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit? Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments."
"""When someone is mad at you, that's THEIR problem"" and other advice from my upcoming book, Where Did All My Friends Go'"
"How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried. *-Hannibal Lecter*"
"Sir, you will have to stop masturbating. ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."
"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."