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Joke of the Day

"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."

"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."

"You know social media has gone too far when all your Christmas presents have twitter integration. Sent from my ugly sweater."

"What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut."

"..which is why I start my sentences in the middle."

"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"

"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."

"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."

"If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard."

"life ho to asi ho warna na ho sometext missing ...lolx"