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Joke of the Day

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says: ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"Jesus may have fed fishes and loaves to 5000 people.... But hitler made 6 million jews toast."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and says ""Give me a beer and a mop"""

"There are three types of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."

"You know you're single when the only calls you get at night are Nature's."

"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""

"I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers"

"A dyslexic person walks into a bar I on the other hand am not dyslexic and am not one to frequent drinking holes. Also I suck at jokes."

"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."