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Joke of the Day

"I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7... They had a Blast!"

"So a baby seal walked into a club"

"My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life."

"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."

"Them: What would you do if you knew that you couldn't fail? Me: Probably eat spaghetti while wearing a clean gray sweatshirt."

"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."

"What is the worst animal std? Gatoraids"

"In the Bible it was Adam and Eve Not Adam and Steve"

"Why don't priests like people having sex while standing? It might lead to dancing"

"You guys excited for Christmas? Only 366 more days :D"