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Joke of the Day
"You guys excited for Christmas? Only 366 more days :D"
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"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... Ba-Dumm-Tss"
"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"
"What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers? Yarrrrrrr Metis!"
"In Starbucks a woman went sh*t house rat crazy when she got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot she ordered. I'm fine now."
"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"
"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."
"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."