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Joke of the Day

"The guys at Futurama really didn't do their research... Vice President Agnew was at lest a head taller than depicted!"

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."

"Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk."

"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"

"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."

"A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean...... Both crews were marooned"

"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""

"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"

"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"

"How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough."