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Joke of the Day
"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."
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"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""
"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."
"A mugger pulls a knife and shouts ""Your money or your life!"" The victim just shurgs, keeps walking and calls over his shoulder ""I'm a postdoc, I don't have either."""
"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."
"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""
"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."
"Your mother ."
"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"
"Air conditioning? Not a fan"