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Joke of the Day
"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."
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"why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops"
"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."
"What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing"
"A man goes to Macy's to buy a sweater. He swipes his card but it didn't register. The cashier asks him to try his card again and the man replies, ""I already did and it fits great!"""
"[In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!"
"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."
"Jokes What is Mario's favorite fruit"
"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."
"What has four legs and yells ""Hodi doh, hodi doh?"" Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."