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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"

"What do you call a bunch of phones having sex? A 4G."

"If I was a fish... I'd be a broke trout."

"A pickup poem RAMBUTANS ARE HAIRY DURIANS ARE THORNY LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME REALLY HORNY"

"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."

"A Clickbait walks into a bar... You won't believe what happened next!"

"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""

"Nothing wakes you up faster than a 5 y/o kicking open your door like SWAT and jumping on you in bed."

"For tentative people there's no place like ""erm""."

"A: You look nice today, is that a new shirt and haircut? B: I masturbated yesterday, So I had to clean up afterwards. And one thing lead to another. Hair trimming included."