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"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"
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"Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?"
"what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off"
"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."
"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."
"Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating."
"How do you turn on a lamp? By seducing it"
"Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye."
"What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it."
"Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me."