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Joke of the Day

"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."

"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"

"What do computers eat for snacks? Micro-chips."

"Who's the top selling author in Russia? Salman Rush B"

"Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!"

"What do you call something that's impossible due to physics? Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day."

"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."

"I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now"

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can carry a dozen doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee."